He will dip her the same way on her wedding day. And I will cry and cry and cry.

Dear Soccer Parents, This poisonous, genetically modified, artificially flavored, toxic, chemical laden, disgusting s@$t you call food is not a soccer snack!!! BRING SOME F$&@KING ORANGES AND WATER!!! #ayso #REALLY?!?!

Two siblings at their brother’s soccer game. #AYSO